http://martianlit.com no invasion forthcoming or your money back Fri, 12 Sep 2025 13:17:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://martianlit.com/magazine/2815/the-official-index-to-the-martian-universe/ http://martianlit.com/magazine/2815/the-official-index-to-the-martian-universe/#comments Fri, 12 Sep 2025 05:37:48 +0000 Julian Darius http://martianlit.com/?p=2815 This document is intended as an index to the Martian Universe, listing all stories in their recommended reading order. Please note that the descriptions below contain spoilers. The following is a work-in-progress. The original version… [more]]]> 0 http://martianlit.com/magazine/1602/move-the-camera-by-john-edwards/ http://martianlit.com/magazine/1602/move-the-camera-by-john-edwards/#comments Mon, 01 Jul 2013 11:00:13 +0000 John Edwards http://martianlit.com/?p=1602 The first thing you notice about Andy Warhol is that he is an albino. Needless to say, as a young kid with the attention span of a braindead, I was delighted by this fact. My… [more]]]> 0 http://martianlit.com/magazine/1458/booty-hill-by-joey-nicoletti/ http://martianlit.com/magazine/1458/booty-hill-by-joey-nicoletti/#comments Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:00:15 +0000 Joey Nicoletti http://martianlit.com/?p=1458 Billy Idol’s music makes my dick hard. So does baseball: playing it, watching it in person, on TV, listening to games on the radio, trading and collecting bubble gum cards, you name it. Combine both… [more]]]> 0 http://martianlit.com/magazine/1321/marfa-an-alien-invite-texas-et/ http://martianlit.com/magazine/1321/marfa-an-alien-invite-texas-et/#comments Mon, 04 Feb 2013 12:00:55 +0000 John Edwards http://martianlit.com/?p=1321 John M. Edwards, an alien spotter, drives out with some friends through the lonesome Texas tumbleweeds to party down with extraterrestrials. —————————————————————— Have you ever gotten an RSVP from Heaven? So here I was smack effing dab… [more]]]> 0 http://martianlit.com/magazine/867/a-blanket-made-with-thistles/ http://martianlit.com/magazine/867/a-blanket-made-with-thistles/#comments Mon, 06 Aug 2012 11:00:27 +0000 Alysia Angel http://martianlit.com/?p=867 A long tongue of highway slithered out ahead of us, the windows kept sticking and the air conditioning didn’t work. I could feel my breath make a wave of lazy lines in front of me… [more]]]> 0 http://martianlit.com/magazine/550/report-card/ http://martianlit.com/magazine/550/report-card/#comments Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:00:02 +0000 Michael Sakoda http://martianlit.com/?p=550 A) I cried and he said it was fantastic. I asked him how it was fantastic. I asked him where in his fucked up mind did my situation intersect with the realm of fantastic, and… [more]]]> 1 http://martianlit.com/magazine/534/how-i-killed-my-father/ http://martianlit.com/magazine/534/how-i-killed-my-father/#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:00:15 +0000 John Linton Roberson http://martianlit.com/?p=534 One picture. This is all I have to prove my dad and I ever spent time together. He looked like a young Larry Hagman, and was wearing a fishing hat like Col. Blake. I’m about… [more]]]> 0