http://martianlit.com no invasion forthcoming or your money back Wed, 17 Jun 2026 21:06:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://martianlit.com/magazine/1460/i-hope-one-day-you-will-learn-how-to-use-the-oyster-knife/ http://martianlit.com/magazine/1460/i-hope-one-day-you-will-learn-how-to-use-the-oyster-knife/#comments Mon, 13 May 2013 11:00:47 +0000 Tammy Ho Lai-Ming http://martianlit.com/?p=1460 I make a list of things I don’t know: 1) The precise hue of your beard when you’re pouring me wine. 2) The name of the kind of bread you bake. 3) The probably obscene… [more]]]> 0